20 nerdy jokes to tell your friends

Hey! Are you in for some jokes?

I dare you not to laugh when reading these lines out loud. Ready? Let’s begin!

1. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.
2. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use Python”. Now they have an Indentation problem.
3. Some people, when faced with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use binary.” Now they have 10 problems.
4. Some people see a problem and think “I know, I’ll use Java!” Now they have a ProblemFactory.
5. Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think “I know, I’ll contribute to open source.” Now they have two full-time jobs.
6. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use metaprogramming”. Now the problem has a problem.
7. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use AI”. Now the problem says they are the problem. 🤖
8. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use heuristics”. Now they have approximately 2 problems.
9. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use calculus”. Now they have infinity problems.
10. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use physics”. Now they have one real problem and a spherical one on the vacuum.
11. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use JavaScript.” Now they have undefined problems.
12. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll do linear algebra”. Now they have two problems and two equations.
13. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use recursion”. Now they have a problem about themselves having a problem.
14. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll hire a consultant.” Now they have an unknown number of problems and a lot less money.
15. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll ignore it.” Now someone else has one more problem. 😂
16. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use threads.” Now hey hav erpoblesms.
17. Some people, when confronted with a problem, say, “I know, I’ll use a state machine!” Now they have a finite set of problems.
18. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use containers!” Now they have a contained problem.
19. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use cron-jobs.” Now they have a problem each morning a 5am.
20. Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use complex numbers”. Now they have 2i problems.

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